Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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