all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she peed on how many people?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I need water and some morals
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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