If that was your dad, he is hot
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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