she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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