week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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