so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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