what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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