shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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