Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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