I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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