i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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