CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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