love makes seman taste better
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I need moral support for this bender
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
send nudes
from the living room?
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