Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
handjob tips. give me some.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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