Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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