i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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