my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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