Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
where are my eyebrows?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
