just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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