Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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