bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
