Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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