my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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