im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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