my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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