What did we do last night that was yellow?
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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