On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
And my parents said I crawled through the house
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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