only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Less talking, more tequila
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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