If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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