Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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