Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Randomize
