fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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