dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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