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all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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