marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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