She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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