It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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