i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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