how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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