This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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