operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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