how do flat chested girls get laid?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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