I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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