Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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