in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Drake has all the answers
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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