we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Randomize
