Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
This girl is more easily done than said...
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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