at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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