That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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