i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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