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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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