I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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