you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
tell me about the fingering
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