Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Randomize
