No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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