i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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