Ketchup is God's man juice
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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