You made me cry and you don't even care
the condom got lost in my hair
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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